im laughing so hard yesterday we found our front door open twice even though my mom swears she locked it and today she woke up with scratch marks on her chest lmao
This is like the beginning to a paranormal activity movie
#why the fuck are you laughing #run for your life
so are we going to talk about the fact that they made katniss look like she is actually 17
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]
Has there ever been a more perfect human being?
Julie Andrews can never die
It’s coming soon
that special time of year when we all contemplate the big question, the universe’s greatest mystery
the true meaning of christmas?
"Is The Nightmare Before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?"
The Jack Skellington face character at the Disneyland parks was asked the same thing about which was his favorite holiday, and he said “WHAT A HORRIBLE QUESTION. Both.”